The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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