I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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