We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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