When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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