And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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