were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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