they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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