Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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