I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Couch. On fire.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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