There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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