I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
How's work?
Spinning.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just want nice things and good sex
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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