Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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