She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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