I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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