quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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