Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I want to have your abortion
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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