never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
