chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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