i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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