bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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