if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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