I smell stomach acid.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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