This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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