i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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