Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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