Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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