Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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