To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Randomize
