i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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