There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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