is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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