god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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