She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Randomize