i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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