Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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