i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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