So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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