Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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