tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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