physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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