Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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