i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
