I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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