How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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