sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
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he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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