nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's just like the Real World with babies
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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