Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
