I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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