i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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