Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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