Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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