Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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