So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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