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(313): View more from Michigan

Who said anything about talking that was a booty call

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(925): View more from California

Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead

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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(706): View more from Georgia

well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.

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(415): View more from California

My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"

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(765): View more from Indiana

Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is

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