it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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