He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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