Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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