Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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