I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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