I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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