...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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