that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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